I
was working in the lab
Late
one night,
When
my eyes beheld
An
eerie sight,
As
smoke from my PC
Began
to rise,
And
suddenly
To
my surprise,
There
was a crash
It
was a system crash
There
was a crash
It
was a backward slash
There
was a crash
It
turned my files to trash
There
was a crash
It's
called the system crash
From
the master switch room
In
the office eaves,
To
the data center
Where
the server sleeps,
The
screens all flashed
Showing
error codes,
The
network split
Into
single nodes
It
was a crash
It
was a system crash
There
was a crash
It
was a massive thrash
There
was a crash
It
cleared out all the cache
There
was a crash
It's
called the system crash
The
chaos has just begun
Computers
refused to run,
The
list included PC,
Macintosh
and Sun
Out
from his office
Sysadmin
voice did ring,
Seemed
he was troubled
by
just one thing.
He
opened the lid
and
looked at his list,
and
said, "What ever happened
to
my 60 Gig disk?"
It
did the crash...
Now
everything's wrecked,
And
a crisis is at hand,
Computers
are crashing
All
over the land.
For
programmers
there
is no work to do.
At
the unemployment window,
Tell
them Bill Gates sent you.
Then
you can crash...
