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Another
Mystery Solved:
Missing
Rear End of CatDog Located
Among the new species recently discovered on the
Three Mile Island, the Multi-Paw CatDog
(Felinus Barkus Centipedes) - see image below - is considered
the most fascinating.
Since its discovery, a mystery has been surrounding this
creature's digestive system, or – more precisely – the outlet of the system; simply
put - the animal does not seem to have a rear end.
According to the scientific team from the University of Charadnoville,
who originally discovered the CatDog, the explanation to the mystery is simple: the picture above is somewhat misleading.
The creature actually has a single rear end, which is common to the two other ends, as depicted in the following
top-view diagram:
This new revelation brings up some new unanswered questions, such as how can the single rear-end support two heads. The scientists believe that the two heads cannot feed at the same time, and take turns eating meals; in other words, the dog head is active during breakfast while the cat head will be active during lunch, etc.
Also, to answer the question whether the animal is
coming or going, the following definitions were established:
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If either the Cat Head or the Dog Head seems to
approach you, the CatDog is coming.
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If either the Cat Head or the Dog Head seems to be
getting away from you, the CatDog is going.
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If one of the heads seems to approach you while the
other one seems to be getting away, the CatDog is stretching.
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No scientific term was established yet for the cases
in which the Rear End is the one that seems to approach or to be getting away.
A related new species, known
as the Catterpillar (Felinus Millipedes) is expected to
be hit in the pet stores next Christmas, despite the obvious
difficulties awaiting the owners who plan to have it de-clawed.
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