http://www.theleek.net theLEEK.net: Illustrated Satire News and More Satire News en Copyright 2005-2505, theLEEK.net admin@theleek.net admin@theleek.net Sat, 18 Feb 2006 00:00:01 +0000 http://www.theleek.net/images/logos/logo_144_34.jpg http://www.theleek.net 144 34 theLEEK.net: Illustrated Satire News and More Harry Potter Spoof http://theleek.net/flash/hairy.html Harry Potter in a Hairy Situation: Harry confronts the dark side of magic, and frees Dobby using a book and... well, find out for yourself! Tue, 11 Sep 2007 10:32:45 +0000 http://theleek.net/flash/hairy.html Middle-Earth Idol http://theleek.net/me_idol/prelude.html The new Out of Arda Channel is bringing the season premiere of Middle-Earth Idol to TV viewers everywhere. Wed, 14 Mar 2007 11:07:45 +0000 http://theleek.net/me_idol/prelude.html Monthly Report http://theleek.net/articles/monthly/november2006.html Animals in Disguise, Picture Reveals Father's Identity, Farm Based Weapons in the Afghan Front, Formula-1 Hospital, Mona Lisa to Star in New Sitcom. Sat, 25 Nov 2006 10:07:45 +0000 http://theleek.net/articles/monthly/november2006.html theLEEK.net Movie Review http://theleek.net/articles/movie_reviews/fellowship_goal.html An international soccer cup tournament brings in a new, other-universe team from... Middle-Earth! The members of the Fellowship thus find out that they are the chosen players 16 Sep 2006 11:10:45 +0000 http://theleek.net/articles/movie_reviews/fellowship_goal.html Monthly Report http://theleek.net/articles/monthly/september2006.html Government Employees Call Off Labor Day, Robbers Improve Stolen Painting, Back to School with Backward Laptops, Science Fiction Follows First Female Space Tourist, Crocodiles Shed True Tears, Pac-Man to Make First Movie Appearance. Sun, 10 Sep 2006 11:07:45 +0000 http://theleek.net/articles/monthly/september2006.html Monthly Report http://theleek.net/articles/monthly/august2006.html Harry Potter Turns to Golf, Reuters and Gibson Produce New Scandal, Ethnic Cows to Advertise Chicken Restaurants, Space Olympics Planned for Summer, Man Competes with Animals in Eating Contests. Sun, 27 Aug 2006 11:42:45 +0000 http://theleek.net/articles/monthly/august2006.html Marketplace Satire News http://www.theleek.net/articles/marketplace/hummer_hybrid.html Hummer - the car manufacturer notoriously known for specializing in gas guzzlers, has introduced a lineup of three hybrid models, promising to cut on fuel expenses, and to possibly appease its many critics. Sun, 21 May 2006 11:42:45 +0000 http://www.theleek.net/articles/marketplace/hummer_hybrid.html Political Satire News http://www.theleek.net/articles/politics/fl_weapons.html Joining the Patriot Act effort, the state of Florida recently introduced several innovative security measures and technologies.The first innovation combines an ordinary crutch with an automatic assault rifle. Sun, 19 Mar 2006 01:25:45 +0000 http://www.theleek.net/articles/politics/fl_weapons.html Political Satire News http://www.theleek.net/articles/politics/cheney_ufo.html Following a rigorous investigation, the acclaimed magazine ==Sickly World News== has uncovered the conspiracy behind the presidential shooting incident, and the cover-up that followed. Fri, 17 Feb 2006 23:05:45 +0000 http://www.theleek.net/articles/politics/cheney_ufo.html Entertainment Satire News http://www.theleek.net/articles/entertainment/darth_steelers.html After winning their fifth Super Bowl title, the Pittsburgh Steelers already started their preparations for the next season. Their less-than-perfect performance at the game has motivated the announcement that a new player will join the team. Mon, 6 Feb 2006 22:05:45 +0000 http://www.theleek.net/articles/entertainment/darth_steelers.html Science Satire News http://www.theleek.net/articles/science_technology/reset_hand.html Researchers at the Bill Gates Medical Center were astonished to discover that a recent patient had six functional fingers in his left hand, forming the Ctrl-Alt-Delete anguish grip. Mon, 6 Feb 2006 20:00:00 +0000 http://www.theleek.net/articles/science_technology/reset_hand.html Marketplace Satire News http://www.theleek.net/articles/marketplace/google_cows.html The Search Engine Giant recently saluted the cows, mostly identified with advertising Chick-fil-A restaurants. The cows were commended for promoting the public's health and the awareness of correct spelling. Wed, 18 Jan 2006 21:15:45 +0000 http://www.theleek.net/articles/marketplace/google_cows.html Military Satire News http://www.theleek.net/articles/military/rip_weapon.html A new experimental program, directed by the U.S. Navy, makes it possible for civilians to serve their country after their death, while substantially cutting on funeral expenses. Participants of RIP (Rapid Interment Program) will be buried at sea by means of cartridge-like caskets. Mon, 2 Jan 2006 20:25:00 +0000 http://www.theleek.net/articles/military/rip_weapon.html