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   <category>Pic of the Week</category>
  	<title>Found the Cause for BP Oil Leak</title> 
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  	<description>A special committee investigating the chain of events leading to BP's disastrous oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico have come up with what is believed to be the main cause for the leak.</description> 
  	<pubDate>Sun, 16 May 2010 18:30:47 +0000</pubDate>
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   <category>Pic of the Week</category>
  	<title>New iPhone 4G Revealed</title> 
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  	<description>This mysterious phone, left behind at the site of an Alcoholics Anonymous support meeting, is believed to be a working prototype of the new iPhone 4G.</description> 
  	<pubDate>Wed, 28 April 2010 23:48:41 +0000</pubDate>
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  	<title>Florida Muck Monster Revealed</title> 
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  	<description>For the first time ever, theLEEK.net is proud to reveal the mysterious creature, recently spotted in South Florida and dubbed the Muck Monster, in its full glory.</description> 
  	<pubDate>Sat, 3 Oct 2009 23:25:41 +0000</pubDate>
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  	<title>Easter Shocker 2009</title> 
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  	<description>The Energizer Battery Company admits that the famous pink bunny got its color as a consequence of a severe mercury poisoning.</description> 
  	<pubDate>Sun, 22 Mar 2009 20:55:41 +0000</pubDate>
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  	<title>Happy Presidents Day 2009</title> 
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  	<description>George Washington's address to the congress reveals what really happened to the cherry tree that used to stand in front of the White House</description> 
  	<pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2009 21:02:45 +0000</pubDate>
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   <category>Harry Potter Spoof - Updated</category>
  	<title>Harry Potter Spoof Video Clip</title> 
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  	<description>Harry Potter in a Hairy Situation: Harry confronts Lucius Malfoy, and frees Dobby using a book and... a special undergarment!</description> 
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  	<category>Middle-Earth Idol</category>
  	<title>theLEEK.net presents - Middle-Earth Idol</title> 
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  	<description>The new Out of Arda Channel is bringing the season premiere of Middle-Earth Idol to TV viewers everywhere.</description> 
  	<pubDate>Wed, 14 Mar 2007 11:07:45 +0000</pubDate>
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  	<category>Monthly Report</category>
  	<title>theLEEK.net November 2006 Untimely Report</title> 
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  	<description>Animals in Disguise, Picture Reveals Father's Identity, Farm Based Weapons in the Afghan Front, Formula-1 Hospital, Mona Lisa to Star in New Sitcom.</description> 
  	<pubDate>Sat, 25 Nov 2006 10:07:45 +0000</pubDate>
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  	<category>theLEEK.net Movie Review</category>
  	<title>Lord of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ball </title> 
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  	<description>An international soccer cup tournament brings in a new, other-universe team from... Middle-Earth! The members of the Fellowship thus find out that they are the chosen players</description> 
  	<pubDate>16 Sep 2006 11:10:45 +0000</pubDate>
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  	<title>theLEEK.net September 2006 Grudge Report</title> 
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  	<description>Government Employees Call Off Labor Day, Robbers Improve Stolen Painting, Back to School with Backward Laptops, Science Fiction Follows First Female Space Tourist, Crocodiles Shed True Tears, Pac-Man to Make First Movie Appearance.</description> 
  	<pubDate>Sun, 10 Sep 2006 11:07:45 +0000</pubDate>
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  	<title>theLEEK.net August 2006 Sludge Report</title> 
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  	<description>Harry Potter Turns to Golf, Reuters and Gibson Produce New Scandal, Ethnic Cows to Advertise Chicken Restaurants, Space Olympics Planned for Summer, Man Competes with Animals in Eating Contests.</description> 
  	<pubDate>Sun, 27 Aug 2006 11:42:45 +0000</pubDate>
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  	<title>Hummer to Introduce Hybrid Models</title> 
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  	<description>Hummer - the car manufacturer notoriously known for specializing in gas guzzlers, has introduced a lineup of three hybrid models, promising to cut on fuel expenses, and to possibly appease its many critics.</description> 
  	<pubDate>Sun, 21 May 2006 11:42:45 +0000</pubDate>
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  	<title>Florida to Utilize New Anti-Terror Weapons</title> 
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  	<description>Joining the Patriot Act effort, the state of Florida recently introduced several innovative security measures and technologies.The first innovation combines an ordinary crutch with an automatic assault rifle.</description> 
  	<pubDate>Sun, 19 Mar 2006 01:25:45 +0000</pubDate>
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  	<title>Cheney Shooting Affair Was No Accident</title> 
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  	<description>Following a rigorous investigation, the acclaimed magazine ==Sickly World News== has uncovered the conspiracy behind the presidential shooting incident, and the cover-up that followed.</description> 
  	<pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2006 23:05:45 +0000</pubDate>
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  	<title>Steelers Turn to the Dark Side</title> 
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  	<description>After winning their fifth Super Bowl title, the Pittsburgh Steelers already started their preparations for the next season. Their less-than-perfect performance at the game has motivated the announcement that a new player will join the team.</description> 
  	<pubDate>Mon, 6 Feb 2006 22:05:45 +0000</pubDate>
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  	<title>Six Digit Man Leads the Way to the Future</title> 
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  	<description>Researchers at the Bill Gates Medical Center were astonished to discover that a recent patient had six functional fingers in his left hand, forming the Ctrl-Alt-Delete anguish grip.</description> 
  	<pubDate>Mon, 6 Feb 2006 20:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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  	<title>Google Salutes Chick-fil-A Cows</title> 
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  	<description>The Search Engine Giant recently saluted the cows, mostly identified with advertising Chick-fil-A restaurants. The cows were commended for promoting the public's health and the awareness of correct spelling.</description> 
  	<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2006 21:15:45 +0000</pubDate>
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  	<category>Military Satire News</category>
  	<title>Navy Tests New After-Life Weapon</title> 
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  	<description>A new experimental program, directed by the U.S. Navy, makes it possible for civilians to serve their country after their death, while substantially cutting on funeral expenses. Participants of RIP (Rapid Interment Program) will be buried at sea by means of cartridge-like caskets.</description> 
  	<pubDate>Mon, 2 Jan 2006 20:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
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