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Star Wars: How the Empire Stole Christmas

Just in time for the holidays, another Star Wars movie was released, bridging the gap between "The Empire Strikes Back" and "Return of the Jedi".

In this movie, the empire reveals the location of Santa's toy workshop at the North Pole and attempts to destroy it. Luckily for the kids of the world, the force is with Santa (played by Obi Wan Kenobi) and his helper (played by Yoda). Equipped with state-of-the-art speeder sleigh (complete with a red nose) and Christmas light sabers, they shower the stormtroopers with explosive Darth-Vader action figures they cloned in their workshop.

Consequently, the emperor orders his troopers to leave Christmas alone, and attempts instead to steal Hanukkah, where a new surprise awaits him (see separate story).

Obi Wan Kenobi as Santa Claus
Yoda as Santa's Helper
The Emperor as the Grinch
Darth Vader as Himself

MPAA Rating: 
PG - for explicit language
 (when the reindeer lose their job to the new speeder)

Holiday Fiction 

Memorable Quote:
"I was defeated, I admit. And I do not like it, not one little bit" (Darth Vader)

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